New York Chapter "W"

Gold Wing Road Riders Association

Rochester, NY

Goofy Fixer

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So, you spent your hard earned bucks to buy that new gadget for your GoldWing and now that you got it, you don't know what to do with it!

Pliers turn into your worse enemy. You pinch your big toe before you get them to grip that shiney new chrome nut and scratch it. Wrenches turn the bolt backwards from the way your trying to turn them. Screwdrivers slip out of the slots putting a big scratch on your shiney bike. You can't find spots for all the parts that came with your new accessory.

In short you don't know what to do!!!

Did I hear you say HELP!

A satisfied customer.

Goofy Fixer to the rescue. Faster than an air wrench, stronger than duck tape, more powerful than breaking wind.

Let Goofy Fixer HELP you solve your problem. He'll HELP you have that new item on your bike quicker than Ralph can cross a steel deck bridge.

Goofy Fixer also offers his HELP for maintenance (routine service, like oil and filter change), minor breakdown assessment or repair, remove a wheel, etc. Taking the wheel to the dealer will save you $$$ when replacing the tire. The truth is, removing a wheel isn't all that big of a deal for Goofy Fixer.

We interupt this message for this important announcment.

HOT NEWS!

Goofy Fixer now has the epuipment to replace your tires including balancing. Goofy has moved into his new digs and gave the whole garage to Dee. Bring your new tires and bike to Goofy's Digs and save a bundle over what a dealer will charge you.

Now we return you to the message.

If you break down along the road, have your bike brought to Goofy Fixer at 446 Pittsford/Henrietta Town Line Road. (See maps below.) Let him HELP you assess the problem. It may be some simple thing causing your problem that he can HELP you take care of. This can save you considerable $$$ over taking the bike directly to a dealer. If he cannot HELP you with the repair, he has a trailer to take your bike to the place of your choice. (Al's driveway would be good. Bring the title.)

Goofy Fixer will HELP you free for most small jobs. You will notice the key word is HELP. If the job requires a major amount of time and effort or if you want him to do it for you, there will be a FEE.

To make an appointment with Goofy Fixer e-mail goofyfixer@gwrra-nyw.org. Or, call Greg Eames at: 585-334-7609. Cell 585-748-3953

You must be an ACTIVE participant in Chapter "W" to take advantage of this extraordinary HELPful service.

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Goofy demo's how to remove a hex head bolt with a phillips head screwdriver bit.

Notice: he's not working on his bike!